Fun things that have happened in the past 24 hours:
- I left answers blank. On my ballot. I never do that, didn't even on the SAT.
- I didn't have to wait in line to vote.
- I almost vomited on my ballot.
- I voted against my conscience. And felt remarkably at peace about it.
- I avoided listening to the news.
- I had a dream about the first-term aborted foetus picture I saw. I have a morbid fascination with the damn thing.
- I felt proud to be an American.
- I felt ashamed to be a Californian.
- I punched a wall.


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